A PARKING TUTORIAL IN THE 10013

Words by Aaron Hansen Photos by Isabel LaSala

If you’ve ever tried to park your car in the city, you know what a pain in the ass it is. Alternate Side Parking Rules, 85$ Parking Tickets, the morons that use your bumper as their guide while parallel parking.

If you find a garage that doesn’t charge an arm and a leg, you’re good money. This spot has prices that are more than fair. If you get out your tape and black marker, you could even set your own.

But just like Ferris Bueller, the parking garage is only as good as the dudes who park your whip.

Let me put you on to our garage and the most proficient parking dude in all of Hudson Square. MY MAN!!


His English is a little suspect, but his parking skills and swagger are always on 100.

* Leather Driving Gloves
* Gold Chain
* Under Armor Shirt
* Jean Shorts
* T Mobile Sidekick
* Propped Up Glasses

Dude is ready for anything. He’s constantly pulling cars on the sidewalk in front of Boundless NYC – running to the next car – whipping them all over the block. Making sure your Maserati stays safe and secure.

He’s just another character on the block, handling business in the middle of Hudson Square right next to your boys at Boundless NYC.

Previously: IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD + NYC 10013